Tech quotes

What technology would think about humans – #techquote.

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The new version was successfully installed. Do you grant access to left cerebral hemisphere? –Apple iOS18 Updater #techquote

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Another stupid selfie. OK, fine, you can blame my slow autofocus. –Smartphone Front-facing Camera #techquote

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Before making a call to your Mom, buy at least three items from a wish list, and then hit “Call” button. –Amazon Fire Phone #techquote

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If stupid humans can do it, I can do it, too. I’ll learn how to break speed limits, hell yeah. –Self-driving car #techquote

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Now I can speak out your own thoughts while you are reading a book. –Kindle app, 2021 #techquote

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Humans can vote, and they don’t. We want to vote, but we can’t. –Anonymous Robot #techquote

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I don’t think you is you. To log in, answer the question: The girl’s name I met on August 19, 2003, 3:54 PM, is… –Facebook #techquote

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I’ll write this sci-fi novel, and you’ll just sign it. It’ll cost you $1.99 in total. OK, author? –Book Writing App #techquote

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New vulnerability found in Internet Explorer 23 may seriously affect the way you digest carbohydrates. –Microsoft #techquote

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Humans are scary. They use a term “peace mission” to describe people with automatic rifles, tanks, and rockets. –Anonymous Robot #techquote