Tech quotes

What technology would say to humans – #techquote.

So, what are your New Year resolutions, sir? Never mind, 99% of them will never be met. –Siri #techquote

To use my advanced features, you have to move 358% faster. –GoPro action camera #techquote

I won’t show you the time unless you tell me whether you are going to call that girl you’ve just met. –Apple Watch 7 #techquote

Don’t press too hard, you moron. –Force Touch #techquote

Prove you are a robot. –Captcha, 2046 #techquote

I am now fully charged. Plan the next charge stop in 5 miles. –The $900 Electric Vehicle #techquote

I will live on one battery longer than you. Wanna bet? –15th generation Kindle #techquote

You can have the iPhone in every color on condition it’s Rose Gold. –Apple #techquote

I strongly encourage you to entertain me. Otherwise, I may fall asleep. –Self-driving Google Car #techquote

The code is correct, but I won’t unlock the phone. I don’t like your tie. –Smartphone passcode #techquote